Mud Kitchen Expert exists for one reason: childhood is better outdoors.
We make handcrafted wooden mud kitchens for British gardens. Solid spruce, hand-painted in eleven colours, built to be rained on, stirred at, splashed and loved for years. No chipboard, no plastic pretending to be wood, no shortcuts.
- 11hand-painted colours
- 7 to 14days, made to order
- 100%solid spruce
- 0chipboard, ever

Why mud?
Ask any early-years teacher: messy play is how young children learn. Mixing, pouring, pretending and serving mud pies builds motor skills, language and imagination in ways a screen never will. A mud kitchen turns any corner of the garden into a place where that happens every day.
How we build
Every kitchen is made to order in a small workshop, from top-quality solid spruce that is sanded smooth and splinter-free. We finish each one by hand with specialist acrylic wood paints: outdoor-grade, weatherproof and non-toxic, safe for children aged 3 and up.
Then we check it and deliver it to your door fully assembled, free anywhere on the UK mainland.

Who we are
Mud Kitchen Expert is a British family business, part of Vasto Divani Limited, with a showroom in Bognor Regis, West Sussex. We answer every email personally at sales@mudkitchenexpert.co.uk, Monday to Saturday.
Mud isn’t mess. It’s childhood.
